AD-ARCHY — Product. Price. Promotion. Payback.

Q3 TARGETS $$$ ROI? ★

Ad-Archy

PRODUCT·PRICE·PROMOTION·PLACEPAYBACK

TODAY'S BRIEF

click here! just do it

free · in your browser · no signup

HELLO my name is

room code:

GAMEPLAY REEL

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— Gary

📊 SECRET KNOWLEDGE

📋 EXCITING NEWS! 📋 COMING TO TABLETOPS

Mandatory back to office policy coming! Physical card game. Print run starts soon.

Click to find out what we're adding to the break room! Tap to join the waitlist →

— CEO

⛔ REQUEST DENIED

TO: You (on your phone)

FROM: IT Department

RE: Unauthorized gaming device

Your request to play AD-ARCHY on a mobile device has been REJECTED.

This game requires a laptop or tablet.
Per company policy, phones are for doomscrolling only.

— Gary from IT
(He's not wrong though)

📱 Text me the link

v0.2.0 · early access

⚠ HEADS UP

Ad-Archy.us is built for laptops, tablets, and other big-glass screens. The card art and animations don't fit a phone yet.

The physical card game is in print-run prep though — drop your email and we'll let you know when it ships, plus future updates on the digital version.

vs !! DECK IDEAS

AD-ARCHY

GAME NIGHT

grab a seat at the table

▸ Q4 BRIEFING · SEAT 1 · YOU

SELECT YOUR PLAYBOOK

PLAYBOOK · 01 / 06

Big Box Empire

VOLUME + STICKER STORM

Wide MASS-market dominance — sticker cascades across a packed board

DECK LOADOUT · 24 CARDS

◀ ▶ OR A / D TO BROWSE · ENTER TO LOCK · ESC TO CLOSE

QUICK BRIEFING

YOU'RE A MARKETER. 4 quarters. Biggest pile of cash wins.

Gamers

MASS ZOOMER BUDGET

+$300 Yeah, but like actual video games…

CUSTOMERS
Customers make money and have different characteristics.

PRODUCT

Artsy Furniture

$200/AFF You must suffer for art.

STRATEGIES
Help you, hurt opponents, or disrupt the competition.

MONEY
Most money wins.
(Haha, you thought customer satisfaction mattered.)

Each turn: play one Customer and one Strategy. Strategies help you, hurt rivals, or wreck the field.
First marketer to fill all 4 customer + 4 strategy slots ends the quarter.
After 4 quarters, biggest wallet wins.

Don't show this again

New here? A full HOW TO PLAY tutorial lives on the home screen.

You're on the list.

YOU'RE A MARKETER. 4 quarters. Biggest pile of cash wins.

Welcome!

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