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AD-ARCHY

THE MARKETING STRATEGY CARD GAME

A tabletop card game about running competing stores, poaching each other's customers, surviving market chaos, and discovering that everything you learned in Marketing 101 is a weapon.

2–4 Players 30–45 Min Ages 14+ Strategy Backstabbing Playable Now
Hey — real talk for a second.

You probably got here through a fake banner ad for colloidal copper or a tactical onesie. That part was a joke. This part isn't.

AD-ARCHY is an actual card game, built by an actual person, with an actual playable digital prototype you can try right now. The waitlist below is a real form that goes to a real inbox. No gimmicks, no upsell, no 7-part nurture sequence.

The rest of the website is a bit. This page is the bit taking a break.
What is this, actually

Product. Price. Promotion. Payback.

AD-ARCHY is a marketing strategy card game where 2–4 players run competing retail stores across four fiscal quarters. You'll attract customers, deploy tactics, sabotage opponents, and navigate market events — all based on real marketing principles (the 4 Ps) delivered through gameplay, not lectures.

How it plays
1

Build Your Store

Place customer cards in your market segments. Each customer has a revenue value and loyalty traits — protect the valuable ones, or someone will poach them.

2

Play Tactics

80+ strategy cards let you steal customers, boost revenue, add loyalty stickers, sabotage opponents, or trigger chain reactions. Timing is everything.

3

Survive the Market

Holiday events and environment cards hit every quarter. A recession might tank everyone's revenue. A holiday blitz might double it. Adapt or crumble.

4

Score & Win

Revenue is tallied after each quarter. Highest total across all four quarters wins. There's no second place — only a more educational loss.

The cards

Four card types, one very specific art style. Every card looks like it was designed at 11:47 PM by someone who ran out of InDesign and switched to masking tape.

Customer card Customer
Strategy card Strategy
Holiday card Holiday
Environment card Environment

We're working on a physical card game you can actually hold. In the meantime, the digital prototype is live — solo vs. AI or online with friends. No account, no install, no meetings.

Play the Prototype
Get notified

Join the Waitlist

We're working on a physical version you can bring to your kitchen table, your classroom, or your next all-hands meeting. Drop your email and we'll let you know when that becomes real — plus updates on the digital version and whatever else we think you'd genuinely want to know.
No spam. We already made 34 fake banner ads — we don't need to send real ones to your inbox.

We'll only email you about AD-ARCHY. No drip campaigns, no 7-part nurture sequences, no "just checking in!" follow-ups.
One More Thing
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You're on the list.

We'll email you when there's news on the physical game and when anything meaningful happens with the digital version.

In the meantime — the prototype is live and free to play:
Play AD-ARCHY →

AD-ARCHY is made by one person with a small dream of becoming the world's only ethical billionaire through indie card game publishing.
The odds are not great. The spreadsheet says otherwise.

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